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Okay, so I was a little off last week.  That just goes to show you humans to never trust an ape.  Let your gaurd down, invite me into your home, and I'll club you with false predictions.  But now it's time to get serious ...                                                           

NFL Predictions: Week Two

Games



Bears        27
Falcons     33
Buccs        23
Ravens      17
Lions         0
Panthers    2
Texans      16
Chargers   38
Titans        38
Cowboys  16
Bengals     13
Browns     35
Cardinals   24
Seahawks  27
Broncos     17
49ers         20
Jaguars     31
Cheifs       21 
Dolphins    27
Colts         36
Giants        17
Rams         20
Raiders       23
Steelers      26
Patriots     27
Jets           23
Packers     27
Saints        23
Bills            31
Vikings       23
Eagles         27
Redskins     10

Power Rankings:

Rank
Last
Team
Record
LastWeek


32

32

Lions
 
 0-1  
L - Mia
21-49
And you didn't think it could get any worse.

31

28

Cowboys
    
0-1  
L - Hou
10-19
If only Irvin, Harper, Aikman, and Jimmy Johnson could have been there.

30

29

Bengals
   
 0-1  
L - SD
6-34
Wait till next year!

29

26

Ravens
   
   0-1   
L - Car
7-10
Didn't they just win the Super Bowl.  Is there some medium between baseball and football?

28

30

Panthers

1-0
W - Bal
10-7
Ok, let's not get too carried away now.

27

19

Cardinals

0-1
L - Was
23-31
Well, maybe some football teams feel like the Expos.

26

31

Texans

1-0
W - Dal
19-10
Don't mess with Texans.

25

27

Redskins

1-0
W - Ari
31-23
So they're better than the Cardinals...

24

18

Seahawks

0-1
L - Oak
17-31
The Buccs of the AFC are now the Seahawks of the NFC.  Cornelius swears that this is their year.

23

23

Jaguars

0-1
L - Ind
25-28
Colts vs. Jags, new rivalry .... it's still AFC to me (zzzzzzzzz).

22

15

Vikings

0-1
L - Chi
23-27
Worthless.

21

21

Browns

0-1
L - KC
39-40
Remember what I was telling you about humans ....

20

25

Giants

0-1
L - SF
13-16
Are they back?

19

20

Bills

0-1
L - NYJ
31-37
Cornelius may see playoffs for this squad.

18

11

Buccs

0-1
L - NO
20-26
Yar...Somebody please make it stop...Yar

17

24

Falcons

0-1
L - GB
34-37
Vick looks ready to be almost as good as Favre.

16

16

Bears

1-0
W - Min
27-23
Damn Bears again.

15

22

Chargers
1-0
W - SD
34-6
You: This year's surprise team?  
Cornelius: No.

14

14

Chiefs

1-0
W - Cle
40-39
They will be 14 all year.
13 17
Jets
1-0
W - Buf
37-31
Whatever.

12

2

Steeler

0-1
L - NE
14-30
Ha Ha

11

13

Saints

1-0
W - TB
26-20
Can the Pack beat Aaron Brooks in the dome?  Yes.

10

10

Colts

1-0
W - Jax
28-25
Playoffs?  Playoffs? You kiddin' me?  

9

3

Eagles

0-1
L - Ten
16-23
Where's that defense?

8.

8

Broncos

1-0
W - StL
23-16
The only team to ever have an unimpressive win against the Rams.

7

12

Titans
1-0
W - Phi
27-24
Cornelius see a Titans / Patriots AFC Championship game.

6

7

Dolphins


1-0
W - Det
49-21
Hard to move a team up for beating the Lions, but I guess one spot is okay.

5

6

49ers

1-0
W - NYG
16-13
Need to see more.

4

1

Rams

0-1
L - Den
16-23
What the ...?

3

5

Raiders

1-0
W - Sea
31-17
Someone pull the plug on these old men, they like Aerosmith:  for some reason people still think they're good, so they beleive it too.

2

4

Packers

1-0
W - Atl
37-34
Hey, they won.

1

9

Patriots

1-0
W - Pit
30-14
Somebody has to prove otherwise.

Projections after week 1:









Wild Card
Divisional   
Conference
Super
Bowl
Conference
Divisional
Wild Card








Bears






Dolphins
Eagles
Eagles




Titans
Titans

Rams
Eagles


Titans
Raiders




Eagles
Titans




49ers
Packers


Colts
Colts

49ers
Packers




Patriots
Colts
Falcons






Steelers
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